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Minnesota Brookie

The act of shoving a stick of butter up your rectum, letting it melt, then excreting it's contents onto a cookie sheet.
We went over to MB's house, he made us Minnesota Brookies. They were amazing!
by Ckling June 17, 2025
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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024
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Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here
Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass
by penis and aids June 11, 2025
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Minnesota midget

While giving a blowjob the woman shoves an I've cube up the guys ass, causing his unit to shrink.
Hey babe grab the ice bucket you're getting a Minnesota Midget tonight.
by Reverend Jim Bob December 12, 2022
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minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
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