Minnesota Median

A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.
I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021
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Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 07, 2021
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minnesota bulldog

When you're performing anal sex and when you're about to bust a nut, you shove your ballsack into her pussy.
I gave that bitch a Minnesota Bulldog last night... she wasn't too happy about it.
by I goatse you November 14, 2017
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Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.
I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!
by CallMeChaos13 March 20, 2024
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Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.
by Sew Donym February 21, 2020
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Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".
"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."
by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024
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Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
by DXbuddie November 27, 2019
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