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gold miner

Anyone who has an interest in dating East Asians
Guy 1: Dude, check them out! I just found a gold mine!
Guy 2: You're into Asian girls...?
Guy 1: Yeah man. They're hott.
Guy 2: You're such a gold miner...
Guy 3: What's wrong with Asian girls? They're the best.
Guy 2: Nothing. I'm just not attracted to them.
Guy 4: I can't believe you're not interested in Asians.
Guy 2: What the crap?! Is this a gold rush???
by Scotty Shaw March 4, 2008
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Bunda Mingers

a person who is rated highly by blind mongs, but in reality, looks like Tia Tri Milltir. Usually gets attention when in town, but only because everybody takes the piss out of the smelly slag
Gareth - "gai dod i nol pouch fi, ma bike tyre fi di poppio"

Cara Williams - "ok, tyd gwely fi wedyn"

Gareth - "ok bunda mingers"
by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022
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mingeling

A sexually precocious,prepubescent girl.
An underage prickteaser.
"I'm going round to see that slapper I met in the pub last weekend"
"Be careful of her daughter,she's a mingeling,she'll get you in trouble if you get too friendly"

Patsy Kensit in the 'Fairy Liquid' advert
by bananabender January 23, 2011
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mangery

The surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. May include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of stitches), or any combination of those. A man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.
-Man i fell off my bike last week!
-Dude, you OK??
-Yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin' a little mangery couldn't handle
-Was the mangery successful?
-Yup, no infection yet.
by Roadrash March 15, 2011
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Minge Crickets

Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011
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minge deep

A lady who is in trouble, or up the creek without a paddle.

Also refers to the physical reference of the height of something.
Mary was minge deep in the new merger, she really was touching cloth as to whether it would go ahead.

Mary was minge deep in the snow. Her nunni was close to freezing point.
by Scarypanther51 September 26, 2013
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minegraine

When you play too much Minecraft and you give yourself an awful headache.
I've been playing minecraft for so long I just shit myself because I'd rather play minecraft than leave for two minutes to go to the bathroom and now I've got a minegraine.
by Kittywizzard August 26, 2015
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