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Marshall

This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.
Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs
by anonymous March 19, 2024
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Marshalled

My husband slept with the neighbours cat. He marshalled
by Hahwh122756 May 3, 2024
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Marshaltown Iowa

Full of train tracks, wannabe gangsters, and the whole town stinks because of a JBS pork processing plant.
Marshaltown Iowa is worse than all of Ohio.
by Travon the 3rd April 2, 2025
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Marshall

Another word for dingus. Typically referring to a gay man, of the flamboyant sort. He works out way too much, so much so that hes cried over losing his favorite dumbell. He loves his dad but wont kiss him. What a loser. He thinks he understands women, but in reality, he views them all as men
Guy 1: hey bro did you see f1 last night?

Guy 2: yeah bro, that one character was a total marshall

Guy 1: i agree. What a marshall
by MarshallHater3600 July 8, 2025
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Marshall Law

When a government due to a crisis appoints Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) to adjudicate all legal matters in the nation.
Dude, things are getting serious in Thailand. They just declared Marshall Law.
by LawAnalystFrostedTips July 25, 2025
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Marshall

A person that never responds to his texts, claiming he is busy and is making excuses saying he is busy. He also has his phone on him 24/7 but chooses not to respond to texts
Quit being a Marshall and actually respond to my messages!
by iPod shuffles suck November 30, 2025
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Stephen Marshall

Stephen Marshall caught that 102 yard pass last night at the game, he's the greatest.
by Stephen Marshall November 25, 2007
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