Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).

Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"

by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

Mysterious

Something that is hard or impossible to understand

That man over there is very mysterious

by Da🤡 July 24, 2021

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011

Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 4, 2022

mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc

Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad

by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024

Mystery mouse contul

When your girl is so amazing and sexy she/he is always happy bubbly out going and loves kids show

Damn your girl is so mystery mouse contul

by Your bigirl September 12, 2020