Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 17, 2008

Miles Rind

Any unique, humorous, logical fellow. They must sing opera...very well.

That guy is funny, but he only sings musical theater. He’s no Miles Rind.

by Lockdown Fun March 24, 2020

Fly the Mile

Flying the mile is getting high through the use of marijuana. In order to fly the mile you need plane tickets (Marijuana), and a Plane (device used to smoke). If your flying first class that means you have smoked nice bud. but if you are flying coach then you have only smoked regular bud. A Pilot (Pot Head) is frequent flyer.

Harry the pilot decided that he was going to fly the mile, but the authorities confiscated his plane, alot with his plane tickets. I am munchin' hard because i just flew the mile.

by The Human Noodle December 25, 2010

miles lyons

miles lyons is a sweet, caring, funny, smart, and adorable guy. He is really talented at playing guitar. I have a miles lyons and he is the best person i could ever ask for. He loves me for me and dont care if there are rumors going around because he believes me and i love him soo much!!

Whos that awesome guy??

Thats miles lyons!

by ashley nicole moyer May 12, 2014

airline mile

100 meters

In order to fly from Tokyo to London for free, you need one million airline miles (outside high season; 25 million in high season).

by redonwhite June 28, 2010

bitch miles

When someone complains for long distances.

Yo Justin needs to cash in some of his frequent flyer bitch miles he's complainin so much.

by BostonKev625 April 7, 2010

8 mile

Meaning 8 miles away from the center of detroit. Little 12 year olds dress all bad and think they are from the ghetto when in reality they live in a nice suburb and they are rich but think they are hard core.

wigger 1-yo dogg lets go down to 8 mile i wonder what its like

wigger 2-yes for sho what does 8 mile mean

by vince misiewicz March 28, 2005