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Mike Wazowski 

When a woman is giving you head and as you cum you shout "Mike Wazowski" and force your semen out of her nose from laughter.
My girlfriend was giving me head and when I ejaculated I shouted "Mike Wazowski" and she laughted so hard my cum came out of her nose.
Mike Wazowski by cadirtymind April 3, 2010

Mike Patton

Lead Man for several famous bands. Also a habitual masturbator
Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator
Mike Patton by meatwad May 6, 2005

the mikado 

The Mikado is an operetta which was written by Gilbert and Sullivan and first performed in 1885.
The operetta is highly comedic, satirical depiction of life in the Japanese town of Titipu. While the plot appears to be poking fun at Japanese tradition, it is actually a cleverly disguised parody of British politics. The plot follows Nanki-Poo, the son of Japan's lordlike Mikado, in his attempts to woo the fair Yum-Yum away from her fiance Ko-Ko, whilst avoiding the affections of his own betrothed, the elderly Katisha.

The male roles in the Mikado are:
-The Mikado (bass)
-Nanki-Poo, his son (tenor)
-Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner (baritone)
-Pooh-Bah, the Lord High Everything Else (baritone)
-Pish-Tush, a nobleman (baritone or bass)

The female roles in the Mikado are:
-Yum-Yum, Ko-Ko's betrothed (soprano)
-Peep-Bo, a ward of Ko-Ko (soprano)
-Pitti-Sing, her sister (mezzo-soprano)
-Katisha, a noblewoman (contralto)

However, sometimes people with different ranges can play various roles in the operetta. Pitti-Sing can be successfully sung by an alto, while any female singer could play Katisha as long as she has a low range. If the actor playing Pish-Tush cannot hit a bottom F, another character, Go-To, may be played by a bass to sing Pish-Tush's lower parts.
The most famous song from the Mikado is "Three Little Maids from School."
the mikado by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Mike Gordon 

The bassist who also served as a songwriter and singer for the legendary jam band Phish from the mid 80's to 8/15/04 at the Coventry Festival where Phish played their last show. He is famous for his sick slap bass technique, legendary bass tone, and compositions like Mike's Song.
Mike Gordon and the Benevento/Russo Duo played a nearly hour long jam of "Foam" in Athens, GA, recently.
Mike Gordon by Zachée Elliée September 22, 2005

Mike Rotch 

The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.
Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?

Mike Vick 

Commonly used slang by criminals for a quarter ounce of non prescribed illegal drugs. Mainly used when referring to cocaine, but could be used for a wide scope of other illegal substances. The reason for this is because the quotient of twenty-eight(number of grams in an ounce) divided by four is seven. Seven coincides with Michael Vicks player number on the NFL team Atlanta Falcons.
Hey, could you get someone to hook me up with a Mike Vick?
Mike Vick by Walter Cronkite October 18, 2006