Golden Lobster 

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

Golden Lobster by okabo January 3, 2017

sausage lobster 

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.

We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.

sausage lobster by Solomon June 19, 2006

Louisiana Lobster Tail 

A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.

Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???

Dave: Sure fucking is!

Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!

Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.

Louisiana Lobster Tail by Kowboydave September 13, 2009

She's your Lobster 

lobster's mate for life. If someone is your lobster they are your mate for life.

She's your lobster, he's your lobster, we are each other's lobster
lobster mates life partners partners

She's your Lobster by sfdahliagirl November 15, 2013

Scottish Lobster 

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers

Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.

Scottish Lobster by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007

Nigger Lobster 

A crayfish or crawdad.

While not a rich man, De'Andre lived on the canal, and would faithfully set his traps; his nigger lobster business easily survived Katrina.

Nigger Lobster by tuftskinstoo January 18, 2015

Crusty Blue Lobster 

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

Crusty Blue Lobster by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014