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london

The city with the second-coolest subway system in the world, the first being Tokyo.
The Underground is cool an' all, but it isn't half as clean, half as fast, or half as filled with gorgeous Japanese girls and adorable Japanese boys who look like girls as London. Plus, you're more likely to meet a punker or in Tokyo than London nowadays, which is pretty pathetic.
by Mira Firefly April 19, 2006
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London

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place
"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"
by Ben December 4, 2003
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30 miles off London

Stevenage.

As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.
"Where are you from?"

"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."
by Ali23 March 21, 2008
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london bridge

Derived from the jingle "I see London, I see France, I see someone's underpants", London Bridge is the middle area of a female's undergarments.
In Fergie's song "London Bridge" - how come everytime you come around my london, london bridge wanna fall down?
by tha street August 2, 2006
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London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory
by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011
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Londontastic

When someone or something is fabulously cool and stylish in the way that only a Londoner could pull off.
Yes, Ben looked really cool - he's so Londontastic nowadays!
by seren82 May 14, 2011
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London Legs

London Legs is similar to the term "Sea-Legs" in a way that you are able to stand on London's public transport without stumbling constantly.
Rachel: Hey Kris, see that tourist, he obviously hasn't got his London legs yet.

Kris: Oh yeah!
by rachduckzilla January 23, 2014
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