Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016

crazy leave

Crazy Leave is time off from work when you just cannot take anymore of the crazy ass, shitshow crap that people keep on unloading on you.

After the last meeting, Kelly had to take a Crazy Leave to recover from the insanity and stupid mistakes being made by people who were not getting enough attention.

by SullieTough June 1, 2018

Maleternity Leave

After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.

Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.

by Millertime100 May 23, 2019

Sleeve & Leave

When you spill something and try to wipe it with your sleeve before giving up and leaving before you get caught

Graham: bro I was at starbys yesterday and totally biffed drinking my machiatto so I had to pull the ol’ sleeve & leave
Johnny Snakeguns: shut up city boy

by Johnny Thumb-Balls January 21, 2020

Breeze N' Leave

The act of farting in a crowd of people and leaving immediately afterward

John: "What the hell is that smell?"

Tim: "It was Mike, he pulled an old Breeze N' Leave on us"

by mnm7431 June 19, 2011

imma awkwardly leave

when you're in a conversation where you don't know what to say or feel invisible, so you just kinda ~disappear~

"i'm invisible to this conversation. imma awkwardly leave."

by honeydose November 23, 2019

Take my like and leave

Its a phrase used to be passive-aggressive when completing someone and leaving a “like”.

Commenter: “INSERT SMART BUT FUNNY COMMENT HERE”
Replier: “Take my like and leave!”

by Aleckzander the Worst April 19, 2022