Landen

Raging dick head

Landen your a raging dick head cunt

by Pornographers June 11, 2018

Landon

This short little bitch can be a pain in the neck. Literally, because he's willing to fight someone bigger than him, only to get ghosted by them. He's always looking for a chance to look tough and needs attention to survive. He can be a seemingly nice person when you get to know him for the first couple of days, then becomes a backstabbing little shit. This miniature Asian child uses gay as an insult, if you call him gay back jokingly he says, "Yay, I'm happy." LIKE THIS DICKHEAD KNOWS WHAT FORM OF GAY WE'RE USING. He backs into great roasts, then gets butt hurt about it. He's probably mastered the arts of the keyboard warrior on Roblox or Minecraft, something like that.

Landon: YOU SUCK
Me: YOU SWALLOW
Landon: SHUT UP!
Me: *Laughing with friends about roast*
Landon: SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME
Me: *Still laughing*
Landon: *Crawls on floor with depression*

by Dr. Jean GUACAMOLE June 5, 2019

Landon

A gay rainforest animal

OH NO! look its a landon!" "RUN!

by Fagface douche nigger August 15, 2011

landan

this is a quy that any qurl would chase down and love to call him hers and he would always fiqht for his qurl rather it was between life or death ; and is very sweet yet sensitive and the hair color is usually a dark brown and he is TALL thin sexy quy .... and they are RARELY found unatractive and has very dreamy eyes ....

damn is that landan yours i would tap that any day <3

by T.R.J January 2, 2010

landon

my boo my bae or someone other girls need to stay away from and the hottest guy ever!!!

i love my landon

by leah the goat March 21, 2019

Landing Strip

When you lay toilet paper down over the hole in the toilet, so the water dosnet spalsh your ass.

He laid a landing strip down so his ass wouldnt get wet.

by Neisheey June 20, 2011

Weymouth Landing

the best part of weymouth, you want anything, you come to weymouth landing. you can find everything from mids to oxycontin in weymouth landing. you want heroin? come to weymouth landing. you want piff? come to weymouth landing. what about cocaine? thats right, come to weymouth landing. weymouth landing is also well known as DUB L. the landing is full of the original hustlers of weymouth, as well as some of the most badass dogs you will ever see in your life. the landing is also know for colabros finest cuts, the freshest spot to get a line-up, lincoln square gas station, and Nicks Breakfast, were you can get breakfast at 3 am while shitfaced.

Dont walk with your head down in weymouth landing, you'll get severely beaten and raped

by 420king January 15, 2011