jumping std

a whore that is usually ugly and either fat or anorexic; so dirty that you might actually contract an std by walking past her; her std's "jump" off her body onto yours as you walk past

Anna is such a jumping std, she tried to give me her std's today in the commons but I ran away from her.

by knable'11 April 21, 2008

Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)

Imagine you have just fraged someone (your team or otherwise)...now run over to their dead body and crouch, jump, or lay on it repeadedly wile sniggering.

by Gorilla Jumper October 28, 2004

house jumping

The act of cutting through someone's yard to reach the street on the other side.

Yo Dan, let's go on a super house jumping adventure through our neighborhood!

by J-eremy April 21, 2010

Hedge Jumping

summit to do when u h8 school gardens n are bored and out of table tennis at lunch

wow look at that hedge,,lets wreck it!! hedge jumping!!!!!!

by Henry69 August 31, 2008

Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

by D Y L June 5, 2004

jumping the shark

Lamest term in the television industry according to comedian Chris Wylde.

by MoonKnight January 19, 2003

Jumping rope

While some people may think it is a sport, it is not. It is reserved for little kids, rockey, and older people that have no life. Usually performed by females, some males may also jump rope. they are just like male cheerleaders; just because they say they're doing it because theres a bunch of girls, they're really gay and we all know it. While the whirring noise of the rope wizzing past ones head may induce feelings of euphoria, it is not recommended for anyone trying to get laid by a legal aged specimen of the opposite sex

"O shit, did you see Bill jumping rope?"
Yeh i did, what a fag.
"but there's a few girls, he says he is gonna get with one of them."
No, he's been doing this his whole life and never touched their pussy, he is gay, he jumps rope.
"But that girl over there likes it"
yeh but she's 12.
"good point, bill is gay"

by dirtymike72 January 18, 2009