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Jergens

Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium
by Vape80 June 27, 2019
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Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.
Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."
by CMcD April 3, 2009
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Vapor Judge

The ultimate authority on vapor. One who reviews and judges e-cig starter kits and e juice in order to educate people that want to start vaping.
Vapor Judge rated South Beach Smoke #1 at vaporjudge.com.
by Vapor Judge February 11, 2013
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bull frame judgement

one who makes bad decisions on the opposite sex in aspects of body shape
You have such bull frame judgement, how do u go with that girl? Her frame is garbage.
by J Steve November 5, 2006
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judge judy

A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.
"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"
by DJ Denny July 22, 2009
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Judge

Another word for an autistic child.

The reasoning behind this is because in the late 1800's judges in court systems were only hired if they had clinically diagnosed aspergers/autism.
Also because most male humans named by this have un-diagnosed autism or aspergers and is unresponsive to other humans who try to interact with this "Judge"
Studies show only 5.9% of Judges are not autistic or Filipino leaving 94.1% having those characteristics.

Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
Kid: HEY JUDGE YOU FAGGOT!
Judge: Hell has no fear, like a woman's hand.
Kid: What?
Judge *mumbles* *hand completely submerged within undergarments.
by Cool Cat Copolsde December 12, 2011
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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012
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