Jake

(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3

My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.

by chanel saiid November 14, 2009

Jake Paul

A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.

Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!

by Aneera :) November 21, 2017

less than jake

A truely awesome ska band

Less Than Jake owns!!!!

by phila July 8, 2003

jake gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd, getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008

Jake Paul

A coconut water drinking plutonium eating man baby thing that is doing no work for the world. He is a practitioner of White Magic and negromancy so I guess the two cancel out. He is so toxic and disgusting as a person that 167 countries have a huge bounty on him and will terminate him if he is on their land.

"I'm pretty sure Jake Paul is a faggotron"

by #s r = 2 letters August 5, 2017

Jake Paul

A mutant from the underworld who's only objective is to make people mad.🦑

Jake Paul is a spagettio sandwich

by England is my city June 26, 2017

Jake

Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better
I love you Jake <3

That boy is so cute. . .

Well he should be, he's a Jake.

by Breathe Carolina April 27, 2009