idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

by PrincetonTiger November 29, 2009

idiot's advocate

Someone who actively takes the side of idiocy in a conversation for the sake of having the subject explained, in easier terms, for someone who may not know as much about it. The advocate would typically be up-to-speed with the subject of interest, but ask such questions for someone who might be too embarrassed to do so. See devil's advocate.

Frank, Bob, Carl and I were having a conversation about politics, but Carl doesn't really pay attention to it, so I decided to play the idiot's advocate to catch him up

by Duv June 22, 2013

Idiotically Enhanced

One who is trained to be an idiot, by fellow idiot peers

Barb is idiotically enhanced from her friends

by WassabiChild November 20, 2016

Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots

Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table

by Brikota June 15, 2018

idiotical

For something/ someone to be idiotical is for them to be idiotical

That laptop is IDIOTICAL!!!!!!!!

by Oh myyy March 7, 2019

idiotphobia

To be scared of an idiot or by looking in your mirror

Look at your mirror and you will be scared and have idiotphobia

by mac and cheese lmaop January 21, 2020