A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away
Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"
by ducklad May 19, 2011
According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
by hamsamwich1 October 18, 2012
When someone says “Gn” as a way to escape a boring conversation. Or when someone uses Gn to end a conversation.
Guy: I was texting Sarah last night and she said Gn but it was only 1pm
Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory
Guy two: sounds like the Gn theory
by Anonymous.429.69. December 01, 2019
a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
by Caflisch22 August 01, 2006
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
by DepecheMoses November 01, 2006
The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011