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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Human Droideka

A Human Droideka is created when ones penis is attached to his nostril by any means (superglue, sewing, etc.)

The name comes from the fact that in order to move while in Human Droideka form, one must roll in a fashion similar to Droideka from Star Wars.
Seth: Dude David was so wasted at the party last night, he passed out!
Ryan: You should have stayed, Evin and Nick turned him into a Human Droideka with superglue. When he woke up he started rolling around the house looking for his pants.
by Anony Mouz January 10, 2011
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Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.
Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch
by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011
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Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.
My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.
by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011
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HumanCentipublican

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.
We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.
by The HumanCenticrat February 20, 2012
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Humanaboo

A person who is overly obsessed with humans and thinks they are superior to all other animals.

May also think that humans are not animals.
Me: "Oh no, they have abused/hunted all these wonderful foxes for fun!"
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.
by Oh...boy July 3, 2014
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