A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber
"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."
by Ass leekage February 15, 2008
Get the T-Hook mug.A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.
BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
by LaurelE June 5, 2009
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Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
by wonhotho December 28, 2009
Get the Hooker cooker mug.The headache, nauseous feeling one gets after smoking too much hookah. the lightheaded feeling just doesn't stop--in a bad way.
Me: aw man i just smoked way too much hookah, now my head hurts and i just feel like i have a hookah hangover
by elwong89 August 20, 2010
Get the hookah hangover mug.The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.
by Kid Java September 19, 2009
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Get the hookah kings mug.-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone
by Caspian April 4, 2005
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