T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

by Ass leekage February 15, 2008

You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.

Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."

by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011

Hooker T. Washington

Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.

Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet

by cdawg91 November 4, 2010

Thooka

Thooka is tha strap . Texas slang 💯💨🔫

Go get tha thooka these nighhas want smoke

i jus got a new thooka les go spark sum

by BBG Spanks June 14, 2018

Thooka

A "Thooka" is a shotgun or assault rifle

"When I bust it thooka damn near blew out my shoulder "

by Yung killa 817 September 4, 2016

thookie

A really nice big,round booty. A fat ass. A badonkadonk. Ass so fat look like she got an orangutan on her back. Something that you want bouncing on your dick.

Nigga, you see that thookie on shorty right there ? She’ll definetly get beat from the back.

by SlimTopSider September 26, 2017

Thook

A teacher who assigns too much homework.

Mr Bob: "Today, you will get 7 sheets of math homework and it will be due tomorrow."
John:" You're a thook,Mr Bob."

by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 11, 2020