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A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber
"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."
by Ass leekage February 15, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A teacher who assigns too much homework.
Mr Bob: "Today, you will get 7 sheets of math homework and it will be due tomorrow."
John:" You're a thook,Mr Bob."
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by Some_kid_you_dont_know August 11, 2020
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Associated with thot, a euphemism for hoe. Means to hook up with.

Can be modified as a Vern. Thooking up.
Man, I so am going to thook me up with some prime thots tonight!
by RandGM April 03, 2014
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