i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

Dick Holder 

nickname for vagina

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.

Dick Holder by horny dude October 15, 2011

Over The Shoulder Boulder-Holder 

A bra. A term used by adolescent males.

"Hee! She's wearing an over the shoulder boulder-holder!"

Over The Shoulder Boulder-Holder by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Holding Hands in an IHOP 

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

Holding Hands in an IHOP by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011

bolder holder

large Bra size 44 DD or larger

honey where is your 4 hook DD bolder holder?

bolder holder by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Holding your sausage hostage 

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

Holding your sausage hostage by blotter November 17, 2003

Holdnesia 

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.

Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.

Holdnesia by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009