Hybrid Handjob

When a normal handjob aint good enough so she spits in her hand and uses the saliva to lubricate the penis
Tell em you can say spitty handjob with a straight face.”
“Nah its a hybrid handjob.”
by PastNever November 12, 2017
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handjob tattoo

OMG that girl has a handjob tattoo.
What’s that?
A tattoo on her wrist!
by Nina/Chris August 29, 2020
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Handjober

A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JR’s girlfriend is a good handjober .
by Handjober101 October 31, 2020
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spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.
Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.
by Teranyll September 10, 2023
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Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by June 02, 2023
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Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
by J church February 29, 2024
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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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