(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015
Get the Hulu Hoopsmug. When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
Get the static hoopmug. by GhostPooper98 October 21, 2020
Get the grizzly man hoopmug. To want shoot or kill your opponent In a deadly manner . Commonly used by the YN’s and younger youth .
by TrapLanguage April 25, 2025
Get the Let’s Hoopmug. To hide contraband or weapons in one's rectum from corrections officers. Items that are commonly hooped include drugs, shanks, cellphones and paperwork.
Prisoner 1: How did you get your paperwork so soon? I'm still waiting on mine!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
Prisoner 2: Oh, I hooped that shit!
by Heavy Metal Vomit Party November 22, 2019
Get the Hoopmug. by eason.no.nash. April 4, 2022
Get the the hoop statemug. by Johnnybwoii June 1, 2017
Get the hoop memug.