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Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.
gooche crumbler, do ittttt
by duhlinky April 19, 2010
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Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's
Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.
by Jimmy May 13, 2005
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gooch

Noun: Gooch - The tender area that resides between the ball sack and the Anal cavity
Example: Henry was loading a couch into a truck and slipped and cracked his gooch. He than cried out "Ouch! I cracked My gooch!"
by Michael49 September 16, 2005
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gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone
Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.
by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009
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gooch fuzz

The little balls of fabric that accumulate around a guy's gooch. They are usually black and come from a mixture of underwear and pubes. Gooch fuzz usually happens when you sweat alot or have really tight boxers/briefs. Sometimes gooch fuzz will cause extremely painful pube knots. They are extremely annoying and make you say wtf when they wash out in the shower.
"Dude, my mom bought me these new black boxers, and they give me the worst gooch fuzz."

"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."
by orangutanapus December 13, 2009
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Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up
Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle
by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020
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Gooshey

It's said when things are poked in the middle when they all soft and have the retarded squeaker inside them.
*pokes toy* "Gooshey"
by Elckey April 6, 2009
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