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Goonsplaining

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.
Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”
by Loagster July 24, 2024
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goonslut

A "Goonslut" is a person who likes "Gooning" all the time and refuses to give it up. Someone whose sexual desire isn't satisfied without that constant "Gooning".
Koy, you've been Gooning for SAtIRISt every day!!! Give it a break you Goonslut!
by Turbo123T3 February 18, 2024
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Goonstroke

The state of complete and utter arousal leading to an inability to think sensibly, usually arising after a Gooner sees a shapely and attractive Goonette
Fuck man fuuuuuucccckkk, I'm having a total goonstroke over here!
by Sahasrahla_ March 24, 2024
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Goonsick

The state of feeling physically ill that can sometimes follow a prolonged gooning session. Often caused by a mental feeling of Post-Nut Depression so intense that it manifests as feeling physically sick to ones stomach due to the intense internally directed feeling of disgust.
Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. I'm feeling goonsick after having the house to myself all day on my day off from work.
by obscurityc April 14, 2024
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goonscrolling

Related to gooning, Goonscrolling is when one repetitively refreshes and scrolls through different apps and websites to find the best pictures and videos to goon to.
Person 1:yo, hop on the game right now!
Person 2:nah bro I'm deep into the Goonscrolling
by Alojoti April 21, 2024
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goonscrolling

The act of gooning while scrolling porhub shorties.
Similar to doomscrolling or boonscrolling.
I spent last night goonscrolling till' 4 in the morning.
by Goongod123 April 22, 2024
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goonscrolling

Similar to doomscrolling and boonscrolling but instead of an infinite loop of brainrot it’s an infinite loop of gooning and watching porn.
Person 1: “I got stuck on Xhamster last night, I couldn’t stop edging.
Person 2: “Sounds like you were goonscrolling…
by Uk911 April 24, 2024
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