Gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.

Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"

by Mike Rudolph February 11, 2008

gnarley

Despite bastardization in recent years to the alternate (Read: "Gay") spelling, Narley, gnarley is akin to rad - a late-1980s - early-1990s term, meaning "exceptional", or "cool". Developed on the West Coast, and used primarily by sufers and skateboarders.

"Hey bra, d'dya scope that gnarley tide?"
"Tscha! That was a ripple, man!"

by Der Capitan January 14, 2004

gnarmeister

Master of gnarlyness or some one who is gnarly

Yo Fival that guy is definitely a gnarmeister

by Fat Boy Slim June 30, 2008

nasty gnargnar

a gross/disgusting person/object

often used to describe a total bk(bonerkill)

wen ur stomach sticks out farther than ur boobs

the gnargnar bar is the level of nastiness that the person or object is....the gnargnar bar goes up to 5-10...depending on ur situation

"i just dropped a duece that tipped the gnargnar bar!!!"

"she hits a 12 on the gnargnar bar"

"those titties were nasty gnargnar"

by whydoucare?!?!?!? July 14, 2010

gnardogshred

Expressing a physical art such as skateboarding in an excessively stylish manor. Derived from the English Gnarly meaning "Quite dandy" and the English suffixes dog shred meaning “to finely dice an animal that is larger than a cat yet smaller than a horse." *Note* The word's emphasis is largely expanded if surrounded by "cash-money" signs as shown in the example bellow. Do not become bamboozled, "Nardogshred" is not a widely accepted currency! Although acceptations are made if Rad Percy is taking up residence in your neck of the woods.

That skate sesh was some straight up $gnardogshred$

by Buffalo Danger! January 27, 2009

gnarls in charge

whenever something extremely burly goes down that is so huge its even bigger than gnarly and is in referance to the 80's sitcom charles in charge

that sunburn on that dude is gnarls in charge

by trixxy b damned May 15, 2006

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005