Gilf

A grandmother I would like to fuck

Damn bro, your grandma is a gilf

by Thrilling August 28, 2022

GILF

A term playing off of MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) except the G stands for one of many things: Grandmother, Grandfather, Girl, or Guy. As such it can be used as a gender neutral term.

"Damn that dude is such a GILF, I'd pay money for a piece of that change"
OR
"Holy shit that old lady must bathe in the fountain of youth, totally a GILF"

by MichealRaphone September 1, 2022

gainford

A place in darlo a true shithole with the cross keys

You goin to gainford

Nah mate I heard there was a bunch of gypos there

by Big cock Daniel October 25, 2022

Gail

Gail is the best grandma you can ever have. She is a crazy, short old lady. She has a love hate relationship with cooking and loves her youngest grandkids. She loves to sit around and gossip while smoking a Marlboro red. She’s always sick but still believes she could carry and horse and never gives up. She’s the most stubborn woman you will meet.

Gail is gossiping about the family again!

by Ale eats farts January 7, 2023

GILF

Grandparent I’d Like to Fuck. Just like MILF or DILF except with a grandma or grandpa.

Someone who is a grandparent (or at least old enough to be one), but still very attractive and fit. Bonus points if their hair is gray or white and they’re visibly old, like a Silver Fox.

Generally they are at least 50 years old, even though it’s possible to become a grandparent in your 40s.

Teenager watching Doctor Who in the early 70s:
The Third Doctor is such a GILF! I hope I look as good as him when I’m old!

by popsicleprincess January 12, 2023

Gail

Short for “Gay And In Love”
Used to describe a relationship with gay people who are in love

“Korra and Asami are gail!”
“It’s giving gail.”

by moonyhoots January 18, 2023

GILF

Girl I love fucking, similar to “MILF” but for a female without children

“Did you see hannah bro? I’m gonna turn her from a GILF into a MILF!”

by Willie Dynamite April 12, 2023