A completely made-up sub-culture, invented by the media and white people trying to act black and giving it a different name. Americans who think that they are Italian because their grandparents are, and are therefore hated by both Americans, actual Italians and of course, the rest of the world.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
Look at that guido and guidette couple going to the tanning salon together... Awwww it's like they're people.
by Sam_squawk October 24, 2011
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a foward thrusting motion of the arm in celebration for some gangsta ass shit. while arm thrusting is happening the word "guido pump" must be repeated over and over.
by j quan September 23, 2008
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Have metrosexual european names like Ricardo, Antonio, Sergio, and Francisco.
They think they are cool like guidos of Italian descent but are in fact of Portuguese descent. Mostly unemployed but if they have a job its as a construction worker. They are not poor however, since they usually live off of their rich families.
They drive fast and think they are great drivers, normally cheap Volkswagens wishing they were BMWs, usually with a Portuguese flag on the window.
Surprisingly good taste in women, but they fear their mothers which explains them having issues with girls - like daddy issues except for men, so they will sleep with any girl that comes their way (hot or not).
Can be spotted throughout the Greater Toronto Area, most likely in some nasty Portuguese bar or restaurant where they will be crowded around a shitty TV to watch a soccer game.
They all think they are amazing soccer players (but usually suck), wish they were Cristiano Ronaldo and in fact would probably have sex with him if they could. Cheer for Portugal during soccer tournaments but the minute they lose they cheer for Brazil.
Have metrosexual european names like Ricardo, Antonio, Sergio, and Francisco.
They think they are cool like guidos of Italian descent but are in fact of Portuguese descent. Mostly unemployed but if they have a job its as a construction worker. They are not poor however, since they usually live off of their rich families.
They drive fast and think they are great drivers, normally cheap Volkswagens wishing they were BMWs, usually with a Portuguese flag on the window.
Surprisingly good taste in women, but they fear their mothers which explains them having issues with girls - like daddy issues except for men, so they will sleep with any girl that comes their way (hot or not).
Can be spotted throughout the Greater Toronto Area, most likely in some nasty Portuguese bar or restaurant where they will be crowded around a shitty TV to watch a soccer game.
They all think they are amazing soccer players (but usually suck), wish they were Cristiano Ronaldo and in fact would probably have sex with him if they could. Cheer for Portugal during soccer tournaments but the minute they lose they cheer for Brazil.
by guidohater11 February 25, 2010
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Happens when you play with game modifications, or hacks; and they get detected by an anti-cheating association integrated into the game you play.
It will add your CD key to the black list, and it will not be allowed on servers ever again that uses PunkBuster.
Happens when you play with game modifications, or hacks; and they get detected by an anti-cheating association integrated into the game you play.
It will add your CD key to the black list, and it will not be allowed on servers ever again that uses PunkBuster.
by flyingtoretilas June 6, 2007
Get the GUID Banned mug.The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
by trallala September 26, 2009
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