natural father

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.

lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted

by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012

FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016

The Father

"The Father" is a character from the game Far Cry 5.

His name is Joseph Seed.

He is also known as: The Prophet, The Father, Joseph, Joseph Seed

The Father wasn't the bad guy, he was right, he teached us faith! Praise the Father!

by Project at Eden's Gate July 30, 2021

Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

fathead

someone who has an overly large head for their body

Corey man, you're a fathead!

by kandas June 11, 2003

luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 26, 2005

father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 22, 2016