February 9

you and your best friend have to exchange hoodies for 1 week.

Alexa & ema: its February 9!!!!!!
mike: so?
Alexa: you get to exchange your hoodie with your best friend!!
mike: oh shit let me join-

by Monkey_Me February 08, 2020

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 05, 2018

february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

by josjuhoo February 01, 2014

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

February 30th

the day all of your dreams come true

waiting for february 30th 😁🤞

by hezdai November 16, 2020

February 19th

February 19th is throw a friend named Landon down a flight of stairs day.

You: It’s February 19th...

Landon: Fuck.

by booshybitch February 15, 2020

February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 22, 2022