Skeet Friends

The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.

The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.

If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)

by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

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best friends

someone who cares for you no matter what..a person who lets you cry on their shoulder when your cat died even though they dont even know your effing cat that well; and was there on moving day; someone who loves you unconditionaly but like a sister or brother

me and ellie are best friends.

by kenz40 May 31, 2007

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friends with privileges

An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.

First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?

Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

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drop some friends off at the pool

To deficate

I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!

by mafioso March 23, 2003

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let's just be friends

Basically the way someone will break up with you if they are trying put it nicely (see euphemism). The word "just" is the word that hurts. It's like saying, "Let's never go further than being friends. Never." Take out the "just" and it doesn't seem so bad, right?

"Hey Paul, I really like you, let's just be friends." Ehh, this doesn't work.. There has to be a "but" in there.

"Hey Paul, I really like you, but let's just be friends." Perrrfect. That one hurts more than a freight train.

by Wolfin_ May 17, 2006

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