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potato floss

flossing your teeth with mashed potatoes, by squishing it through closed teeth.
by echaao January 24, 2013
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Devil's Floss

Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.
From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"
by zjme October 18, 2009
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fancy floss

A type of floss that has a particularly fancy flavor.
by Tatum_morris October 26, 2017
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Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014
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Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!
by The7Guy August 18, 2020
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Floss

Its what eli doesnt do
Eli brush your kricken teeth and floss
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013
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