chocolate earthquake

When two black people have sex so hard the house shakes

My black neighbor destroyed his house from doing a chocolate earthquake with his wife.

by boner bonere penis pussy May 24, 2016

flat earthers

people who have small brain

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart

by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019

Middle Earth: Shadow of War

The sequel to Shadow of Mordor, Shadow of War is a fantastic game set between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings with two amazing DLCs, an intriguing storyline, and a extensive campaign with unique missions. It follows the story of the ranger Talion and the spirit of the elf lord Celebrimbor, who shares Talion's body, as they forge a new Ring of Power to amass an army to fight against Sauron. Not only do you face Nazgul but get to utilise the power of rings to mentally dominate orcs to fight for you. Although it eventually get's boring and the maps are quite restrictive, the fact that EVERY orc is unique is what really makes me think of it as one of the greatest games out there.

Have you ever played Middle Earth: Shadow of War?
No.

You're missing out bro. Go watch the films and/or read the books by J. R. R. Tolkien before playing though.

by Sible_ February 12, 2021

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake

By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 31, 2022

Tmc_earthie

A factual anitoker who has never missed and believes luffy is the best mc of all time and one piece is the best anime of all time (he's right) he also gets all bitches who cross his eyesight is loved by both parents and is genuinely a great person

hasangoat: Omg Tmc_earthie is better than me

by Monkey D. Luffy Negs May 2, 2022

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.

We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.

by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022

Flat Earther

Someone who is dumb as fuck.

Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck

by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023