eptisam

Gorgeous,smart and trustworthy

Eptisam is the type of person you can trust and when you get to speak to her you will get to love her for some reason maybe of the way she speaks to people with kindness and how she makes people feel good about them selves and trust me you will love to have an epstisam as a best friend she will never tell you secret and will always have your back no matter what.

by S......1314 February 8, 2018

Epsilon 11

Epsilon 11 is a Mobile Task Force unit and used to contain hazardous object.
Epsilon 11 is designated as Nine Tailed Fox with 9 members acording to 9 tails.

Epsilon 11

by Dr.[REDACTED] July 30, 2018

Go Epic or Go Home

Being in a normal situation, and challenging your friend to go to unnecessary lengths to do something completely ordinary or random, hoping to make him look like a fool.

Matt Hicks: hey Baby T, there's a concert in Cincinnati that would be sweet to go to.

Baby T: I'm not sure, we have class at 8 tommorow.

Matt Hicks: Dude, go epic or go home.

Baby T: LET'S GO. (High Five)

by Whirlwind Barbarians January 27, 2009

Getting EPIXed

When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.

Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!

by This is EZ August 11, 2010

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one of my previous definitions but backwards. click my name and find and like(or dislike)it!

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by pdtd September 9, 2021

ephies

Shorthand for a pill containing primarily ephedrine. Used for weight loss and as an alternative to caffeine for stimulation

"I got a hundred ephies last week for twenty quid"

by Shalroth May 15, 2005

epic wank

When you've been spanking the monkey for an hour or more, doing your hand mantra and exceptional kamasutra to almost, almost, almost.. ..and then finally release a load so great it's almost comparable to sex - this is what we call an epic wank.

-I just had the most epic wank last night, to some epic xxx.

-The moment of which my tremendous load shot through the canal of my penis and shot out after the two hours of holding it in can only be described as absolute bliss, nothing like taking a piss.

-*shooting out the biggest load*. Wow. What an epic wank.

by utterduck 9k May 11, 2010