Mark thomas ( duhitzmark )

a Jacob Sartorius wannabe.

X : do you know Mark Thomas ( duhitzmark )
person 2: he’s a Jacob Sartorius wannabe

by Jacobsessed101 August 28, 2018

dorito

1.) Snack chip, known well for it's 'dippability' and 'crunchiness.' Well known by users of marijuana.

Dude, let's get some doritos.

by Manawski March 6, 2003

Dorito Face

When you eat Doritos right before you go to bed, and when you wake up you feel like shit

Last night was so wild, I got the worst dorito face in the world.

by OfficeMax21 September 23, 2010

Dudits

To go out of thizz world ; Stupied,Dumb and Hyphy

E.T yoken the Bay in lenssless stuners popen reeses pieces goen Dudits.

by Justin stafford August 26, 2007

Doritos

Cardboard triangles with a heavy MSG coating.

Originally invented at Disney Land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. Then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough MSG to give a dead man brain damage.

There is no way to eat Doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.

Every bag of Doritos takes a year off my life, but I can't stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% MSG.

by Dr Suffering October 8, 2014

Dorito finger

After eating many snack products one might be found. It refers to the thick "flavor" powder that gets stuck to your finger after eating that style of snack food

Johny had mad Dorito finger after pounding a whole bag of awesome snacks

by Dr Cheese April 30, 2009

Dorito Face

When you finger someone’s asshole after having a tasty snack on some Doritos. After fingering all the Dorito powder into the recipients butt you then crouch down and let them fart on your face shooting Dorito powder with the fart onto your face. This becomes what is reffered to as Dorito Face.

Ex:My dad may have left me but at least he gave me Dorito Face before he left.

by Daddyissues121 January 16, 2019