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dried

p.t. vb. Descriptive of your mother's vagina.

See also Danger Clit.
"Son, I'm afraid your mother's vagina dried out years ago."
by Norton April 30, 2004
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Diet Coke and Mentos

When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and
1) Leave it somwhere on the ground to explode like a volcano
2) Throw it hard at the ground to make it explode and propell it in a certain direction
3) (This is a dick move) lube up the top of the cap, approach someone from the rear,(willing or not, they could have lost a super bowl bet, came last place in the bracket group, lost a game of rock paper scissors or is just a bitch) shove it up their ass and retreat to a safe distance to watch.(WARNING, that shit is dangerous)
Jack: What are you guys doing?
Steve: This dumbshit thought the Patriots were gonna win the super bowl, now we get to give em' the diet coke and mentos bottle up the ass,
Jack: HA HA HA! Can I watch?
Steve: Of course
by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008
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diet weed

The spent weed left behind after bing vaporized by a vaporizer. Low level of THC after being vaporized. See vaporizer definition.

Can be rolled into mild cigarettes that are smooth mild and taste nutty.
This diet weed looks toasted but still gets me high.
by Noble T. September 25, 2005
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taste it twice diet

Medically known as bulimia nervosa, when food is forcefully vomitted by an individual (effectively "Tasting it twice"); popular (and rather playful) way of referring to it in the 80's and early 90's before it was widely acknowledged as a disorder. Still used in crowds that either (A) Are ignorant to the risks or (B) Don't give a damn about the risks and regard it more as a diet.
"Jessica doesn't stick around long after dinner...and she's lookin a little skinny...guess someone's on the taste it twice diet."
by Gin_that_moved_away May 3, 2006
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30 Hour Ham Diet

A fairly new diet which is spreading like wild fire though hollywood homes to everyday people.
The diet plan requires the subject to eat one slice of ham every 30 hours to lower calories fast and effectively.
A typical 30 hour ham diet plan would look something like this:
Monday 7am: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Tuesday 1pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Wednesday 7pm: One slice of ham - 15 calories
Of course an infinate ammount of water is allowed on this diet. This diet plan is greatly complimented by the intake of Mephedrone nasally.
Cindy: Wow, this 30 hour ham diet is working wonders for my figure!
Jenny: I can see, you look fantastic, I've got to give it a try!
Cindy: Definately, I've dropped 4 dress sizes in a week, MIRACLE!
by Grandmaster Picks November 4, 2009
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diet coke

A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.
"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!
by zephyr May 1, 2004
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diet whoopass

Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.
by Katibug August 8, 2004
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