Global Disaster Akshay

Canadian Akshay Kumar has given 80 Flops and Disasters on Festivals, non holidays, even on full moon Day, half moon Day. Whenever he came on festivals people feared celebrating due to anticipation of a Disaster turning celebrations into mourning.

His films have affected more people in overseas than combined world war 1 and 2 with a tally of 120 Disasters in overseas
He is The ultimate Global Disaster far more threatening than Global warming

Global Disaster Akshay Kumar's Magnum opus Kesari collects 2m $ in overseas , Distributors are forced to sell their undergarments for a living

by badnaam_benaam July 2, 2019

Blue devil disaster

The opposite of a red pillmoment

Did you have a blue devil disaster yet?

by Sexydimma January 22, 2022

unscheduled rapid disassembly

Unplanned Explosion.

Just after take off the rocket made an unscheduled rapid disassembly.

by mlhiss April 20, 2023

dissin' ma hoe

To insult someone by 'dissing' their girlfriend.

Harry: Yo cunt what the fuck are you doin' with that ugly bitch, man, she's a fuckin' minger, ya get me?
Dave: Shut ya mouf mate if you're dissin' ma hoe i'm gonna fuckin' twat ya, ya get me?

by Trenounde May 13, 2004

Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

dissibblerwobbler

A very fat disabled person.

"Look at that minging dissibblerwobbler!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003

disaster

Alcoholic drink mixture which originates in Cork, Ireland

A round of Disasters please.
He had one to many disasters last nite.

by Gally-Kid October 25, 2007