Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.
Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
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Neil Druckman was a great writer in 'The Last Of Us' but when he directed 'The Last Of Us 2' he became a dirty Neil Druckman.
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The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans
by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
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You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
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Drinking vodka from a waterbottle in public is skank dirt.
Drinking vodka from a waterbottle in public is skank dirt.
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Get the Skank Dirt mug.Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
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Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.
Jill: At least you wound up on the right side of the dirt.
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