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Dikfore

A Dikfore is not neccesarily a thing as much as a joke. When you call someone a Dikfore, eventually they will ask the question "What's a Dikfore?" The point is to get a friend to ask this question which sounds a lot like "What is a Dick for?" then you can come up with own answer.

billy: joe you are such a Dikfor.
joe: what the hell is a Dikfore?
Billy: well in your case its for shoving in another guy lololololololol.

by whocares5 January 3, 2008

swedish dildo

Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.

Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.

Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.

by Kate Sjostrand April 1, 2008

Turd Dildo

When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.

She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.

by Sidewalk Swami June 2, 2007

Dildo Chief

One who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the dildo. One whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind "God damnit Steve ur such a fucking dildo chief".

by Billy Klyde August 12, 2003

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009