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Curve

Her awesome curve reminds me of the hills in Italy.
by BlackPohatu October 25, 2016
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The Curve

The curve on a baseball cap. Without the cruve, earth will fall. The Curve of The Red Hat of Dan controls the world, do NOT anger the curve.

Also see: The Red Hat
Dan: Noooo not the curve!!
Eric: A curve on a mans hat is like a mans penis
Jeff: Ok whoever compairs their curve to their penis is fucking siick
by Mmmegan March 1, 2005
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Curves

Possibly the only feature on a woman's body a man can give a rat's ass about.
"Man, that bitch has curves!!!1!!!"
by DogeWaffel September 11, 2015
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Columbus Curveball

Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.
A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.
by Husky Ballsweat McGee II October 9, 2008
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Danielle Curve

The application of a curve to better understand the wellness of a situation in particular personality. Having to relate to verbs and adjectives.
She said she played an okay game of golf so I asked her score and it was 5 under par. Since then when hearing the description of the game I apply the Danielle Curve.
by Kicken Wayne August 1, 2009
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Curver

The one that "curves".
Bending time and space, going around the norm. Being unusual and unconventional. Not straight.

Totally far-out in a positive way. Mind bending or mind blowing.
Whoa, that new David Lynch film is a total curver!
by Jonah Hardy February 3, 2010
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Cursed Image

Please don’t make anyone read you’re selfies, any photo with you in it is a cursed image
by Bonktown October 3, 2020
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