cryptobating

When you look at all your cryptocurrency and masturbate.

i'm cryptobating so hard right now, i just came.

by JonTylerG January 10, 2018

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

Cryptic Castle

A very KEWL server with a bunch of EDGY KEWL kids. The server has a wholesome and normal owner, a cute boi mod, a kid who always seems to complain bout his life but everyone loves him, a LADY who basically is the owner of the server but doesnt have the role, a madlad guy who is banned but will be forever remembered, a guy who constantly love to post his selfies even tho majority of them are cringe, a bunch of close friends of the LADY and some other ppl.
Should u join this server?
yes IF u have an extra life.

Boy 1 : have u seen cryptic castle

Boy 2 : no
Boy 1 : ok
Boy 2 : ok

by Synced_out_ May 24, 2021

cryptomaniac

One who is maniacally cryptic.

Nell obsessively hides information from Jean; what a cryptomaniac!

by cryptomaniacthefirst June 28, 2017

cryPhone

What you call your iPhone after you drop it and crack the screen.

"Dude, you wanna buy my cryPhone? That's a custom spidered screen."

by CunningLinguist71 January 8, 2012

crypticnoone

To be the best Twitter account in the history of Twitter

Albert : That tweet was a banger
IcyVert : I know. it got me feeling like CrypticNoOne

by Corn⭐ October 6, 2020

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009