crumpton

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.

little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for

by michael razen November 14, 2006

Crumpet

A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.

"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"

by KiwiGarlic123 September 12, 2014

Crumps

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

by Lizzyyyyyyyyyyy August 13, 2008

crump

The incorrect spelling for krump; an improvise dance, esp. in competition.

The guys in the club were getting krump (crump) on the dance floor.

by cbw September 25, 2005

crump

The arch rival of "verm"



..........they go way back

Verm insulted crump again in class today, but crump isn't witty enough to have a good come-back.

by nitrosmack October 8, 2004