The role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. Being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated attitude immediately after entering the carpark. The carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. Best done in a Prius as they are very quiet cars. The carpark creep has no shame.
Mum: "I don't have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so I have no choice to be a carpark creep."
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.
Kid: "But Mum.... This is soooooo embarrassing!"
Mum: Tough luck kid, you ain't driving the car so you need to deal with it.
by urbandictionarykate August 16, 2012
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Get the undercover creep mug.A whistle used to ward off a creeper (a person who is creeping on you against your will). It is similar to a rape whistle except it has an unusually low pitch and it is used specifically for creepers.
by LiLi16 November 7, 2011
Get the creep whistle mug.A phenomenon observed when game designer tends to make newer addition to their game a little bit more powerful than the last iteration of the game.
Evil Heckler is a power creep on Booty Bay Bodyguard. (Hearthstone)
Yu-Gi-Oh is the definition of a Power Creep based game.
Yu-Gi-Oh is the definition of a Power Creep based game.
by Karlyr August 11, 2017
Get the Power Creep mug.A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!
Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???
Dude: No! Why?
Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.
Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?
Lady: Yes I did!
Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it
Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.
Dude: So you're calling me crazy?
Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"
Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?
Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!
Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?
Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???
Dude: No! Why?
Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.
Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?
Lady: Yes I did!
Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it
Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.
Dude: So you're calling me crazy?
Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"
Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?
Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!
Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?
Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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by Ssnek January 31, 2021
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The Sleep Creep stealthily waits while his unsuspecting drunk partner falls asleep after orgasmic bliss only to be struck upon by the infamous Sleep Creep. The Sleep Creep takes photos of any exposed body part to keep as a trophy and memento to show all of his fellow Sleep Creepers. All the Sleep Creeps then have a round of laughs the next day over a round of drinks and plot for their next night of Sleep Creeping. The photos are not posted on the internet...that is just mean and could get you in trouble! ;-D
by The Original Sleep Creep August 4, 2009
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