Gate Crasher

A High-Tech tactical weapon invented in England. It is displayed on the television show "Future Weapons".

*Boom!*

Guy 1: What was that?

Guy 2: The Gate Crasher.

by Commander Clark October 1, 2009

crashing blimps

Playing Command and Conquer: Renegade on multiplayer mode. This came to be because the construction yards in the orginal Command and Conquer looked like crashed blimps.

Wanna go crash some blimps?

by frozenphoenix June 11, 2003

crashiter

a person that is rude annoying and is never caught and is a crapy piece of shit

is never nice to any body and is a devil

by cameron March 9, 2004

crash coma

when someone who has consumed excessive amounts of caffeinated high sugar energy drinks , and then finds themselves falling asleep as a result of the crash , only to wake up 10 - 12 hours later.

dude yesterday he drank 6 cans of monster and went into a crash coma , he only woke up 5 minutes ago , he's been asleep for 13 hours .

by D raper May 15, 2010

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011

crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.

1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!

by starogre February 23, 2011

crashmat

The act of placing toilet paper in the bowl before taking a potentially large and therefore loud dump. Not to be confused with a "poo lasagne" which has a similar process but is purely for comedic effect.

The crashmat has several beneficial properties. It is incredibly useful for:

1. Muffling the splashing sound of poop hitting the toilet water
2. Preventing skid marks in the bowl
3. Ensuring there was paper in the bathroom beforehand
4. Aiding the poo on its journey through the u-bend

"I had to lay down a ferocious dump at my in-laws house last night while they were asleep. Fortunately I laid down a crashmat so no one heard that bomb when it landed."

by Colonel Krunk September 11, 2011