Chonky

the next step in the evolutionary ladder from a snoo. Chonkys are typically much cooler and cheekier than snoos, Chonkys are known for their piggy snortings and their ability to eat their body weight in sushi.

"Chonky, if you eat any more sushi, you'll turn into a salmon nigiri!'
"Gnhuff"

by Chonkys August 15, 2008

chonky

a stupid fat white boy that raps on the computer

"Why am I such a chonky?"

by Q October 1, 2004

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

coonkeshnan

A yellow pakistani penis throttler with a fortnite fetish. You would nornally see him underneath a table during weddings normally touching himself or watching videos of ppl playing fortnite and touching themselves.

Coonkeshnan: lets play fifa
Coonaran: shut up nigga go back to the cotton fields

by Pundaivan January 25, 2019

Conkeled

When a cougar drinks too much wine in hopes of attracting younger men

"I was almost conkeled last night when this cougar followed me home from the bar, but luckily she threw up in my yard instead"

by Sneeze Lady August 4, 2017

Chonk

O LORD HE COMIN

He chonk

by Nut in it July 14, 2019

Conk

When you get really high and pass out hard as fuck

Yo that nigga over there conked

I'm finna conk

by Fatdongmcgee September 23, 2019