combustedspleen

definition of asshole

*blocks you on everything*
*treats you like you're disposible*
me:hey why did you block me? you made a promise.
combustedspleen: idk *blocks*

by -unknown;) November 23, 2021

Combustulated

To get ate

Oh did you see emily?
She got combustulated

by combustulatedqueen January 4, 2022

Comasutra

When you're in a coma, but also really horny

That meal was so good I'm in a comasutra kind of mood.

by anonymous January 6, 2022

CJMustard1452

The coolest person you will ever meet, Far better than anyone you know/will know.
excellent at everything they do and are praised for doing so.

Yours such a CJMustard1452

by xSoulminex January 11, 2022

Combussy

The lower private part of a female burn victim.

"Damn bro she a real freak, after using a poorly made heated dildo, she unlocked the rare combussy"

"Sick, I want to try"

by D.L.E May 26, 2022

compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022

Combusken

The cock Pokémon.

My Combusken is the best cock around.

by thicc lightning July 24, 2022