cockblock

cockblock n. to be so ugly can not cause an erection.

man 1 - fuck dat bitch is ugly.
man 2 - i know a complete cockblock.

by dd`dawg April 22, 2006

Cock Blocker

When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.

As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.

by hurricane November 7, 2003

cocklocker

a highschool boys locker room

In a cocklocker screams can be heard for miles, yet no questions are asked.

by Rapease June 16, 2011

CockBlock

when some interferes with the desires of a cock

i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock

by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009

cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.

Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.

by thesilverduke January 4, 2021

Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty

John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker

by Trips July 4, 2005

Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.

Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!

by GTBrett June 23, 2005