choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 07, 2014

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 07, 2013

cum choke

When you hold down the girls head while shes deepthroating so you can cum down her throat

Man last night my boyfriend cum choked me i was so pissed

by ToothPuller September 20, 2017

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen February 27, 2018

Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

by King of jacks June 28, 2020

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 02, 2017