the middle child

the unwanted child

look at that child over there, obviously the middle child!!

by Ellie 😽 April 17, 2017

Petulant child

"A bad tempered person who behaves like a child."

The British government is concerned Donald Trump will behave like a petulant child if the Obamas are invited to the royal wedding and he is not.

by Harry&Megan April 22, 2018

destiny's child

a really good r&b group. Who had 3 member changes.

Destiny's child is fine

by jj May 13, 2005

Charlotte Child

Gorgeous stunning girl who loves her hooped earrings and spending the night in someone elses room. Got a black girls ass that she can shake till the sun comes up. Eats chinese takeaways in the evening then downs all the sambuca she can get.

Heyyy look at the girl shakin her booty

Thats not any booty, that a Charlotte Child booty!! Oh hot daymm

by ThatGirlNextDoor54321 October 15, 2011

man child

A man by age but a child in mentality and actions. Usually an inability to get over the "frat boy" or "party boy" phase. Can't have fun without a beer; oftentimes brews his own beer. Still relate to women as sex objects (even in they're married) and are emotionally undeveloped (e.g., fight for their rights mentality even if there is nothing worth fighting; rarely takes responsibility for own failings). A general irritant to women and men that have matured.

Facebooking about brewing beer and gross bodily functions is typical of a man child.

by Agulowok February 20, 2010

child pleez

Used by the great Chad Ochocinco, it is mostly used in the terms

-fuck off
-fuck you

Man, Child Pleez

by deathfingers September 26, 2009

child lover

The politcaly correct way to refer to pedosexuals. Pedophiles often refer to them selves as child lovers.
other politicaly correct terms are, Girl lover, and Boy love. also see child love

Bob, a child lover, had a crush from afar for the 10 year old girl.

by the silent tortoise January 10, 2006