leather chair ottoman stick ride

the male sits in somewhat of a laying motion on a leather chair with a leather ottoman approximately 1 to 2 feet away....the male rests his legs up on the ottoman while the female strattles his cock standing in between the chair and ottoman....she hops on to the stick, and rides as she pleases, possessing the most tremendous orgasm of her life.

me and this girl did the leather chair ottoman stick ride once and she moaned like a dying squirrel.

by Jack Growlithe April 23, 2011

Judas Chair

This torture device, also known as the Judas Cradle, was implimented often by the Spanish Inquisition.

The victim was hoisted up by a rope and forced to sit on top of a pyramid shaped device, thereby causing rectal trauma of several kinds.

I heard that homosexuals find the Judas Chair quite pleasurefull...

by Argonak April 12, 2008

chairface

The name of a man whose face is sat upon by a woman wearing either a thong or panties; the most popular clothing use is lingerie.

Last night, she made a chairface out of me!

by facechair February 21, 2009

purple chair

The chair and/or couch you sit in while you are high, regardless of the color.

...So I sat down in my purple chair, I said Rob, take your E I took my E he took his fuckin E. And then we FELT IT!

by Cynic P. Seattle December 26, 2006

Cock Chair

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008

arm chair developer

backseat driver Arm Chair Athlete armchair philosopher

1. A video game enthusiast who criticizes a developers' motives/product.

2. A label used by video game developers to dismiss a consumer's requests or suggestions, which may (or may not) actually be a good idea.

We are doing the best we can, stop being arm chair developers.
"The arm chair developers on this internet"

by Wayback Machine November 14, 2017

Wheel chair accessible

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.

You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

by hjsnodgrass June 6, 2010