adrini caldrukini

I randomly made ts when I had 4 hours of sleep and is delusional as fuck, its caldruki and adrian combined idk fuck it we ball

Timmy: "NOOO MY ADRINI CALDRUKINI GOT STOLEN"
Me: syfm gng

by VariableTeaMcbe September 15, 2025

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

ACAB Cop Caller

ACAB Cop Caller

Some cuck that is all super anti-police, mainly all BLM and LGBT but can be anything anti police, after claiming they are anti police call the police on EVERYTHING cuz they are snitch ass pussies. Shout out to @realbayareamemes on ig

ACAB Cop Caller: FUCK THE POLICE! ABOLISH THE POLICE.
Person: Jaywalks*
ACAB Cop Caller: OMG OMG ITS A CRIME FUCK FUCK 911! 911!!! HE IS DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL NOTICE ME NOTICE ME!

by niggasandwiggasunite! June 5, 2024

Love in the Time of Callera

The era when a phone call may be your only means of connecting with a loved one.

... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.

She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020