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couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.
The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.
by AcesHai April 23, 2018
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couch touch

Someone either having a fetish for couches or going to touch themselves while on a couch.
Bob decided it was a quiet night in the house.. so he was going to go couch touch.
by CusIcan December 12, 2013
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couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.
Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.
by Yuki putt January 30, 2016
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couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
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Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
My dog Lily is a real couch petato,
by dkin March 25, 2016
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couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010
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couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern
I was knee deep in that couch taco
by burritoslocos April 22, 2015
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